Free At Last

I am happy to announce that my new local assemblyman — the winner of the Republican primary is certain to win in November — made as his overriding issue the importance of protecting our borders. I assume that he will be overseeing the erection of a major wall surrounding his district, which encompasses parts of several counties. At last I am free from the threat of an invasion by a fleet of taco trucks.

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